Opalsong's Ekele

Syr and I were thinking about what to do for this year's pod_together and remembered an in joke we've had for a while.  Then it kind of spiraled out of control and so WE NEED YOUR HELP to pull this off.

Syr is the writer on this project and I am the main podficcer (so editing, producing, etc.).  We need a couple of podficcers to fill out the speaking roles for this thing.

Idea:
Rezo and Remiel's Trustworthy Adventures
Children's radio show.
Rezo is from the Slayers (2000's anime) and Remiel is from Tales of Symphonia (Game Cube RPG).  The joke is that they are NOT TRUSTWORTHY AT ALL.  In both source material the characters enter the story and act like everyone should trust them (Rezo is a great priest and Remiel is an "angel" of the primary religion) and the characters DO trust them.  But it is instantly obvious to the viewer/player that they are the most untrusworthy individual and also definitely a villain. (Spoiler: they both turn out to be villains. I know, shocking!)

We want to create a radio show "aimed at children" with these 2 as hosts.  I need someone to co-host with me (I'll play Rezo probably)

We want there to be 3-5 segments as part of it where other "trustworthy" guests share their knowledge. We have 2 segments that we want included (and need voices for) which I'll explain as examples but we are totally open to other characters. (only caveat is that Syr either has to know the character or will be able to research (see: experience source material) them easily)

Segments:
Danzo (from Naruto): talks about your duty to the Municipal Government (includes things like Organ Harvesting)
Petyr Balish (from Game of Thrones): talks about being a small business owner

We are planning on making this pretty short; so time commitment will be pretty low.  I will do all the editing and effects work, you just need to provide your voice (and possibly a character you want to be and an idea for a segment for them)

TL;DR: Syr and I are making a cracky radio show and I need a co-host & some voices for other segments.

Title: She Wolfs, She Blogs
Author: spookywoods
Producer: Opalsong
Reader: Ailis_Fictive, attendtothebones, bessyboo, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, EasyTangent, Faintdreams, fleurrochard, GandalfGirl, Hananobira, kalakirya, KD reads (KDHeart), kellifer_fic, knight_tracer, lattice_frames, marianas, Opalsong, osheamobile, paraka, reena_jenkins, Rhea314 (Rhea), RsCreighton, silkylustre, SomethingIncorporeal, thisissirius
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Vernon Boyd/Erica Reyes, Cora Hale/Lydia Martin, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Isaac Lahey/Scott McCall, Ethan/Danny Mahealani
Rating: Teen
Length: 5:05:59
Cover: SuchaPrince & Opalsong
Summary: Well, Wolfies it has been quite a semester. I started this blog to document my triumphs, trials, and of course, all the gossip I encountered as the sole female Radio Broadcasting major at BHU. Between co-hosting the morning show with Danny Mahealani, keeping my relationship with radio tech Vernon Boyd under wraps, and saving the department from crippling budget cuts--me and a group I surreptitiously named “The Wolf Pack”--managed to save the day. Until next time. xxx Erica

Links: mp3 [280.4MB]
Podbook [142.0MB]
Archive Link


Thanks so much to SuchaPrince for allowing my to slap words all over their amazing cover art!
Thanks bunches to Bessyboo and Paraka for acquiring media for me to use in this! It was super amazing and helpful!!
Thanks to everyone involved in this. It's been an awesome ride and I hope you're as happy as I am with the finished product!

CREDITS:
Opening and Closing music is the Teen Wolf opening.
All other music is straight from SuchaPrince's fanmix (linked at the top) and is credited within the story itself.
Phone noises (twitter, email, tumblr, Danny's text noise, facebook, scene break, etc.) were found on youtube.
Erica's text noise is a generic wolf howl text alert found on youtube.
Isaac's text noise is an excerpt from Dmitri Hvorostovsky - Ja vas lyublyu from the Russian Opera The Queen of Spades
Scott's text noise is an excerpt from Flesh On Fire - James House (the opening song to the original Teen Wolf movie)
Derek's text noise is an excerpt from 37 Shakespeare Quotes in Under 2 Minutes from the Stratford Festival
(all of these were found on youtube)
The writing sound effect is one I downloaded ages ago for free somewhere I now forget.
Gif 1: Young Frankenstein (obtained from youtube)
Gif 2: Shaun of the Dead (from the trailer)
Gif 3: Prometheus (from the trailer)
Gif 4: Romeo and Juliet (provided by Paraka)
Gif 5: Dr. Cox from Scrubs (obtained from youtube)
Gif 6: Supernatural (provided by Bessyboo)
Gif 7: Citizen Cain (obtained from youtube)
Gif 8: Ryan Gosling on Ellen (obtained from youtube)
Gif 9: Louis CK (obtained from youtube)
All other Foley noises were created by Opalsong.
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Title: The Teen Titans Leverage AU
Creators: reena_jenkins & Opalsong
Fandom: DCU/Leverage
Pairings: Tim/Kon
Rating: Teen
Length: 9:25
Size: 11.3 MB
Cover: reena_jenkins
Summary: In which a hacker grifter Thief acquires an (former) Asset from Cadmus labs and accidentally gain a family in the bargain.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Title: FUCKYEAHSUPERROBIN.TUMBLR.COM
Creators: reena_jenkins & Opalsong
Fandom: DCU (Teen Titans, Young Justice, ?)
Pairings: Tim/Kon
Rating: Goneral
Length: 4:57
Size: 6.4 MB
Cover: reena_jenkins
Summary: http://fuckyeahnightwing.tumblr.com (AKA Robin) and robin photo anon (AKA Kon) get into a friendly (UST stricken) competition over who can take the best picture of Robin tush. Everyone (Batfam, Teen Titans, Wonder Woman, rando internet fans) laugh at the fall out.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Title: the voice of her eyes
Author: madamebadger
Reader: Opalsong & RsCreighton
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Josephine/Cassadra
Rating: Mature
Length: 9:26
Size: 8.7 MB
Cover: bessyboo
Summary: Josephine smiles, and Cassandra smiles back with a reflexive happiness that sends warmth spiraling up from Josephine's belly to her heart. The thing it has taken her a long time to learn about Cassandra is that quite often her impatience and sarcasm are a thin layer, fragile as the skin of ice over a lake--and the emotions they conceal are as drowningly deep as that lake.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Part of the Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology VI.

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!! and to madamebadger for blanket permission!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Half a Moon

Title: Text Message from Bucky
Author: storiesfortravellers
Reader: Opalsong, RsCreighton, Ailis_Fictive, Rhea314, lavenderfrost, & Nikki373
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: Bucky/Clint/Natasha
Rating: Mature
Length: 11:17
Size: 10.6 MB
Music: Calling You by Aqua
Cover: lavenderfrost
Summary: Bucky has a great night with a couple of friends, but what happens in the post-threesome morning after kind of terrifies him.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting and storiesfortravellers for having blanket permission! And to everyone who kept me company (and recorded podfic with me!!) on New Years Eve when all my meatspace friends abandoned me!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Title: So Bad It's Good
Author: sabinelagrande
Reader: Opalsong & RsCreighton
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Iron Bull/Dorian
Rating: Explicit
Length (total): 34:18
Music: Dragon Days by Alicia Keys
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: You really can buy anything on the internet.

Links [Length; Size]:
Chapter 1 [09:25; 08.9MB]
Chapter 2 [12:49; 12.0MB]
Chapter 3 [12:04; 11.3MB]
Audiobook [34:18; 16.2MB]
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!! and sabinelagrande for blanket permission!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Title: honey we're the big door prize
Author: sabinelagrande
Reader: Opalsong & RsCreighton
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Iron Bull/Dorian
Rating: Explicit
Length: 28:01
Size: 26.0 MB
Music: Needing/Getting by Ok Go
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: The blood magic didn't quite work, but it did enough damage to matter. And then, out of nowhere, things go right.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!! and sabinelagrande for blanket permission!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Title: Masterwork
Author: madamebadger
Reader: Opalsong & RsCreighton
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Dagna/Lace Harding
Rating: General
Length: 15:26
Size: 14.5 MB
Music: The Technicolor Phase by Owl City
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Dagna makes Harding a present. Dagna has no concept of reasonable scope.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!! and madamebadger for blanket permission!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3