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Title: Pale as Moonlight and Kraken Murderbots
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Dave<>Bro, Dave/Terezi/Karkat
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:13:31
Size: 101.2MB
Music: Lollipop (Candyman) by Aqua
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:

TG: ((the place is lousy with robots))
TG: ((a lot of them are rusted and havent had maintenance in however many sweeps since the owner died or was conscripted whatever and the programming gets glitchy as fuck))
TG: ((could be doing anything i get attacked and strifed to within an inch of my life with very real blades that would kill me very real dead if i miss my swing and then suddenly the robot will whirr off and im left in a puddle of my sweat on the floor wondering what the fuck))
CG: SHIT, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS NERVE-WRACKING.
TG: ((and then the pizza drone will get a bad address and randomly drop me five of my favorite on the house))
CG: ... HUH.

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For this kink meme prompt:
So, seadweller!Bro sees lowblood!Dave and it's pity at first sight. Maybe he's using weird seadweller rituals or maybe he's just being his strange self to court Dave. Unfortunately, Dave has no idea why this finface is constantly in his business. Show me how they become moirails, please. ♦

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Crossposts: http://opalsong.livejournal.com/83571.html

Title: Cronus: embrace humanity.
Author: Laylah
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Cronus/Multiple
Rating: Explicit
Length: 43:08
Size: 40.1 MB
Music: Red Dress (THE GLITCH MOB Remix) TV On the Radio by The Glitch Mob
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: You try to dress nice. How do you dress nice for a sex club? You have no fucking idea. But you've got the greaser cool guy look down pretty good, and you think it works for you. You wear your tightest t-shirt. You spend like fifteen minutes in front of the bedroom mirror trying to decide which pair of jeans is the most flattering for your glutes. This is your chance.

Part 1 of the Human Behavior series.

Links: mp3
Series Podbook [2:26:48; 70.3MB]
Archive Link
Series Archive Link

Title: Kankri: learn from humanity.
Author: Laylah
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Cronus/Kankri, Cronus/Dirk
Rating: Explicit
Length [Total]: 1:43:41
Music: Starve The Ego, Feed The Soul (R/D remix) by The Glitch Mob
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
"If you feel that need to dominate—to be in charge, to win—then this is actually a pretty safe way of dealing with that," Dirk says, looking you in the eyes. It doesn't sound like a general, impersonal 'you' at all. "You get what you want and so does your partner. It's not a lot like the bullshit you see in the media."

"But I sh—it's not right to want that," you say, and by now your nerves are thrumming with an echo of the same panic you felt in Cronus's apartment.

Dirk shrugs. "You can spend your whole life trying to make yourself normal, whatever the fuck that actually means, or you can accept how you're different and start looking for ways to be happy."

Part 2 of the Human Behavior series.

Links [Length; Size]:
Chapter 1 [37:07; 34.3]
Chapter 2 [16:51; 15.7]
Chapter 3 [32:48; 30.3]
Chapter 4 [16:55; 15.8]
Series Podbook [2:26:48; 70.3MB]
Archive Link
Series Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Crossposts: http://opalsong.livejournal.com/81756.html

Title: cola with the burnt-out taste
Author: callunavulgari
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck/Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Pairings: Nico/Blond Male
Rating: Mature
Length: 3:03
Size: 3.0 MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: He’s Dave motherfuckin’ Strider. He saved two—no, three, kind of—universes and has made out with aliens, okay? He has made time his bitch, died for his cause time and time again, and had an ultimate rap off with an Insane Clown Posse wannabe while the fucker was on a murder spree. He doesn’t give two shits what other people think of him.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Crossposts: http://opalsong.livejournal.com/81222.html

Title: Dave: Seduce Evil Karkat
Author: Laylah
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Dave/Karkat
Rating: Mature
Length: 14:19
Size: 13.3 MB
Music: This Too Shall Pass by Ok Go
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: The sensible thing would be to get out of here and revert to plan "avoid everyone until we're through this bubble." You've seen how scary-violent trolls can get. On the other hand, Karkat. You've been increasingly aware of your own Karkat as a potential makeouts friend for months now, which might be just a lack of other options who aren't a) your ex, b) your sister, c) dating your sister, d) the Mayor, or e) COMPLETELY PSYCHO, but despite the poor reasoning it's still a thing. Your Karkat has seemed pretty oblivious. Evil Karkat, though....

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Crossposts: http://opalsong.livejournal.com/81133.html

Title: john: get the last word
Author: VastDerp
Producer/Director: Opalsong
Performers: AshesandGhost & liobi
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Dave
Rating: Explicit
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: just two hormonal teenaged boys talking about their dicks.

Productions [length; size]:
LIVE version [35:35; 32.8MB]
Pre-recorded version [36:05; 33.2MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

This project was created for Theatipod 2015. We got together once a week to rehearse and at the end performed the project live for an audience. This was an amazing experience. Due to technical issues, the live performance was not recorded. However, we recorded a back up previously that has good sound quality. Also, serendipitously we recorded the tech rehearsal which we ran with the other Theatripod group and you can hear them as the audience.

Thanks to Bessyboo for the amazing Theatripod graphic used in the cover.

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Crossposts: http://opalsong.livejournal.com/57597.html

Title: Lessons in Smooth Motherfuckology
Author: Cephied_Variable
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Dave
Rating: Teen
Length: 27:17
Size: 25.0MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: “John, when you were eleven you didn’t even know what sex was. If you did, you would not have clicked on that link for two girls one cup. Twice.”

This is the straightest most bro-est make out session that ever happened. Not even a little bit of it is gay. Nope.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

This was recorded back in 2012 when I was in the throes of Homestuck fandom. I just got permission to podfic it :D I am pleased to say that I think it holds up well!

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Crossposts: http://opalsong.livejournal.com/48301.html

Title: Breaking to Saddle
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Karkat/Equius
Rating: Explicit
Length: 53:22
Size: 49.0
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Karkat takes his time; this trick he has learned from several drill sergeants and then from being a drill sergeant, and learned well. When you're not sure what the fuck to do with a subordinate, take your time thinking it out. There is almost no way they will notice you're completely lost at sea: they'll be too busy freaking out. It's a technique he could have used more of when he was a kid.

He really has no idea what to do with the guy.
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Sequel to Uniform Kink [PODFIC], a pesterlog/cybersex fic in which Karkat accidentally gets Equius hot under the collar with mentions of the uniform that comes with his promotion, and then decides to run with it.
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Now with Equius POV epilogue! 2000% more fluff.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Title: untitled headcanon
Author: lantadyme
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: gen
Rating: G
Length: 3:00
Cover:

opalsong
Summary: Prompt: Could you do a little drabble of Dave and Bro's relationship? Just some sincere brotherly affection, but nothing too touchy-feely because that's not cool and the Strider bros are definitely cool.
Links: mp3
archive link

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Title: Deep Slow
Author: anonymous
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gamzee/himself
Rating: Explicit
Length:14:35
Cover:

opalsong
Music: Temptation by The Tea Party
Summary: Overhead, light flows across the ceiling, expanding and contracting like a slow pulse matching his own. His eyes are heavy and growing heavier with as indeterminate time passes. The pile of clothes under him shifts, his back arches further to accommodate it, he's drifting, comfortable and pulsing like these little specks of light on the ceiling.
Links: mp3 (no music)
mp3 (with music)
archive link

Reader's Notes: this is from the Homestuck kinkmeme. I was unable to contact the author. If you are the author and would like this taken down please contact me.

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Title: Mysterium Fidei
Author: tawnyPort
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General
Length: 19:19
Cover:

opalsong
Summary:You never told a single motherfucker walking this planet what went down here. Wasn't the business of nobody but you, him and God. She wasn't your mother or your girlfriend or even your motherfucking friend. Maybe if you told her, though, maybe she'd leave. You know you'd walk away from it if you could.
Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

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Title: Ring the Changes
Author:

edenfalling
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: gen (Rose + Roxy friendship)
Rating: Teen
Length: 7:57
Cover:

opalsong
Summary: Rose and Roxy connect via a shared literary interest.
Links: mp3
Archive Link

This is part of the Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology III. The whole anthology can be found here

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Title: Hurricane
Author: JumpingJackFlash
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Karkat, Dave/Tavros
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1:20:03
Cover:

opalsong
Summary:Arson Clinic engages in a nerdy rap battle with Lil Cal while stagehand Karkat smokes in an alley behind the venue and hates life.
Meanwhile, homeless punk John Egbert goes on a quest for a little rubber alien....
AND THEN THEY ALL ROCK. (humanstuck AU)
Links: mp3
archive link

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Title: Fifth Iteration
Author: universe_c
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Tavros/Gamzee (with many, many others)
Rating: Explicit
Length: 6:27:50
Music: intro & outro [composed and performed by universe_c]
birth song [composed and performed by universe_c & Opalsong]
Cover:

opalsong
Summary:

A year after Tavros Nitram comes back
to life as a weird alien, he accidentally knocks up his favorite clown.
He's not sure if he's okay with that and it doesn't really help that his
friends are all up in his business. Of course, when there are only
thirty some-odd people in the whole world, everyone is always up in
everyone's business. There is simply no other business to be up in.
A fic about a village at the beginning of a universe.

Links [Length]: Chapter 1 [28:05]
                        Chapter 2 [25:50]
                        Chapter 3 [12:30]
                        Chapter 4 [33:20]
                        Chapter 5 [21:37]
                        Chapter 6 [33:05]
                        Chapter 7 [23:34]
                        Chapter 8 [29:08]
                        Chapter 9 [17:43]
                        Chapter 10 [28:24]
                        Chapter 11 [20:51]
                        Chapter 12 [30:21]
                        Chapter 13 [17:14]
                        Chapter 14 [31:55]
                        Chapter 15 [34:06]
                        Audiobook (whole fic) [6:27:50]
                        Archive Link (mp3s)
                        Archive Link (audiobook)

Notes:
I want to thank universe_c for being super amazing to work with! When I
asked permission she asked whether she could provide music. She did
and it sounds awesome!

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

Title: Stitch Two Together
Author: Socchan
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Rose/Kanaya
Rating: Teen
Length: 33:55
Cover:

opalsong
Summary: In which Rose inadvertently starts the first inter-dimensional chapter of Stitch and Bitch, and courts Kanaya through crafts.
Links: mp3
archive link

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Part 2 of the Giant Homestuck Rec list! Second half of Act 5 and Act 6.

( Read more... )
There. All there. Hopefully. Note that this list will likely be out of datre by tomorrow because I'll read something else awesome. I did try and get something for everyone on there. Mostly.

:D Welcome to my Huge Awesome Homestuck Rec list. You will note that there are both regular fics and podfics here. I self-rec a bunch of podfics… I think they’re awesome, so what are you going to do?? J Also, note that I do have pairing and character preferences, so you are unlikely to see a lot of Ancestor fic or Jake and Jane fic on this list. There is a surprising amount (as in I am surprised at the amount) of humanstuck fic on this list. I’ve currently arranged it by Act. Such that you probably should finish that act prior to reading these fics. This is for people who have not yet finished up to the current pages of Homestuck and yet would like to get into fandom. Maybe also note that I have thing… no a THING for the way people explain troll reproduction/genitals/biology in general. (and also for Karkat<>Gamzee :D)

( Read more... )

The First half of a list so big it wouldn't fit in LJ's post -_- Second Bit of Act 5 and Act 6 in the next one.

Title: Big Brother
Author: Rimbaum
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: gen
Rating: Teen
Length: With music: 2:05:48
Without music: 2:03:17
Podbook: 2:06:07
Art by: davesbro.tumblr (for the first cover)
and yougoglenkokoro.tumblr (for the second cover)
Cover:

opalsong
Music: Cover of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" written and performed by

opalsong
Song itself can be found Here
Summary: Non-Sburb AU. Bro Strider has to raise a kid with gender dysphoria. Trying not to screw Dave up permanently is hard, and nobody understands.
Links: mp3 with music
MP3 without music
Podbook
Archive Link

Notes: I couldn't find an appropriate song for this fic. So I decided the best thing to do would be to make a cover myself. With varying results. I LOVE the lyrics for this. I worked really hard on them (thanks so much for the help/beta/flailing

rhea314). However, my recording (and then editing of said recording) was mediocre at best -_-. So here's blanket permission to rerecord this song (just tell me when I'm done and give me credit for the lyrics).

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

Title: In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock
Author: bramblePatch
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: gen
Rating: Teen (for Karkat's vocabulary)
Length: 6:17
Cover:

opalsong
Summary: Even the human fandom has recognized that it's a love story. Karkat's just disgusted that we've got them in the wrong quadrant.
Links: MP3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

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Title: Uniform Kink
Author:

askerian
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Karkat/Equius
Rating: Explicit
Length: 15:18 [Opalsong as Equius]
15:26 [Opalsong as Karkat]
Cover:

opalsong
Summary: CG: I'VE SPENT ALL AFTERMIDNIGHT PACING UP AND DOWN MY NEW BLOCK IN
FRONT OF THE MIRROR. THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T YET PACED MY WAY TROUGH
THE WHOLE SHIP IS THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE FUCKING ERIDAN.
CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT?
CT: D--> I would most strenuously advise against it. It would only
obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your
exquisitely tailored jacket.
CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT.
CT: D--> That wasn't
CT: D--> I mean
CT: D--> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship.
CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK
THERE'S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS
ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I'D* DO ME.
Links: Opalsong as Equius Archive Link
Opalsong as Karkat
Archive Link

I recorded this podfic with a friend and it was AWESOME! It is a
pesterfic (chatfic) and so it is only dialogue. We recorded it both
ways and both of us like the one where I am Equius
better but I'm posting both of them because it is interesting to hear
the different choices we make for the lines. (for ~science~)

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

Title: Gotcha!
Author: Miko
Reader:

opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Dave
Rating: Explicit
Length: 41:41
Cover:

opalsong
Summary: John discovers a new and MUCH more entertaining way to fill his prankster's gambit.
Links: MP3
Archive Link

For

podklb because she's an awesome person and super encouraging!!!

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Pale as Moonlight and Kraken Murderbots [written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]
Human Behavior Series [written by Laylah; read by Opalsong]
cola with the burnt-out taste [written by: callunavulgari; read by Opalsong]
Dave: Seduce Evil Karkat [written by Laylah; read by Opalsong]
THEATRIPOD: john: get the last word
Lessons in Smooth Motherfuckology [written by Cephied_Variable; read by Opalsong]
Breaking to Saddle [written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]
untitled headcanon [written by lantadyme; read by Opalsong]
Deep Slow [written by anonymous; read by Opalsong]
Mysterium Fidei [written by tawnyPort; read by Opalsong]
Ring The Changes [written by Elizabeth Culmer; read by Opalsong]
Hurricane [written by jumpingjackflash; read by Opalsong]
Fifth Iteration [written by universe_c ; read by Opalsong]
Stitch Two Together [Homestuck; written by Socchan; read by Opalsong]
Giant Homestuck Rec list!!! 2/2
Giant Homestuck Rec list!!! 1/2
Big Brother [Homestuck; written by Rimbaum; read by Opalsong]
In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock
Uniform Kink [Homestuck; written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]
Gotcha! [Homestuck; written by Miko; read by Opalsong]

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Entries tagged with fandom:homestuck

Pale as Moonlight and Kraken Murderbots [written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]

Human Behavior Series [written by Laylah; read by Opalsong]

cola with the burnt-out taste [written by: callunavulgari; read by Opalsong]

Dave: Seduce Evil Karkat [written by Laylah; read by Opalsong]

THEATRIPOD: john: get the last word

Lessons in Smooth Motherfuckology [written by Cephied_Variable; read by Opalsong]

Breaking to Saddle [written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]

untitled headcanon [written by lantadyme; read by Opalsong]

Deep Slow [written by anonymous; read by Opalsong]

Mysterium Fidei [written by tawnyPort; read by Opalsong]

Ring The Changes [written by Elizabeth Culmer; read by Opalsong]

Hurricane [written by jumpingjackflash; read by Opalsong]

Fifth Iteration [written by universe_c ; read by Opalsong]

Stitch Two Together [Homestuck; written by Socchan; read by Opalsong]

Giant Homestuck Rec list!!! 2/2

Giant Homestuck Rec list!!! 1/2

Big Brother [Homestuck; written by Rimbaum; read by Opalsong]

In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock

Uniform Kink [Homestuck; written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]

Gotcha! [Homestuck; written by Miko; read by Opalsong]