Pale as Moonlight and Kraken Murderbots [written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]

Title: Pale as Moonlight and Kraken Murderbots
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Dave<>Bro, Dave/Terezi/Karkat
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:13:31
Size: 101.2MB
Music: Lollipop (Candyman) by Aqua
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:

TG: ((the place is lousy with robots))
TG: ((a lot of them are rusted and havent had maintenance in however many sweeps since the owner died or was conscripted whatever and the programming gets glitchy as fuck))
TG: ((could be doing anything i get attacked and strifed to within an inch of my life with very real blades that would kill me very real dead if i miss my swing and then suddenly the robot will whirr off and im left in a puddle of my sweat on the floor wondering what the fuck))
CG: SHIT, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS NERVE-WRACKING.
TG: ((and then the pizza drone will get a bad address and randomly drop me five of my favorite on the house))
CG: ... HUH.

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For this kink meme prompt:
So, seadweller!Bro sees lowblood!Dave and it's pity at first sight. Maybe he's using weird seadweller rituals or maybe he's just being his strange self to court Dave. Unfortunately, Dave has no idea why this finface is constantly in his business. Show me how they become moirails, please. ♦


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cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3