Lessons in Smooth Motherfuckology [written by Cephied_Variable; read by Opalsong]

Title: Lessons in Smooth Motherfuckology
Author: Cephied_Variable
Readers: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Dave
Rating: Teen
Length: 27:17
Size: 25.0MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: “John, when you were eleven you didn’t even know what sex was. If you did, you would not have clicked on that link for two girls one cup. Twice.”

This is the straightest most bro-est make out session that ever happened. Not even a little bit of it is gay. Nope.

Links: mp3
Archive Link

This was recorded back in 2012 when I was in the throes of Homestuck fandom. I just got permission to podfic it :D I am pleased to say that I think it holds up well!

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3