the truth about butts and wolves [written by verity; read by Opalsong]

Title: the truth about butts and wolves
Author: verity
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Scott/Allison, Scott & Stiles, Stiles/Derek
Rating: Teen
Length: 37:58
Size: 34.9MB
Music: Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts) by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Cover: Opalsong
Warnings: spoilery warnings at: 37:38 in the mp3( Author's End note warnings )

Summary: There was no good way to say it: sorry about your surprise sex swap and your nonconsensual werewolf bite also rearranged your butt plumbing and congratulations, I've probably destroyed your sex life forever were not exactly Hallmark sentiments.

Links: mp3
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Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!
Thanks to verity for blanket permission.

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr