Uniform Kink [Homestuck; written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]

Title: Uniform Kink
Author: askerian
Reader: opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Karkat/Equius
Rating: Explicit
Length: 15:18 [Opalsong as Equius]
             15:26 [Opalsong as Karkat]
Cover: opalsong
Summary: CG: I'VE SPENT ALL AFTERMIDNIGHT PACING UP AND DOWN MY NEW BLOCK IN
FRONT OF THE MIRROR. THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T YET PACED MY WAY TROUGH
THE WHOLE SHIP IS THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE FUCKING ERIDAN.
CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT?
CT: D--> I would most strenuously advise against it. It would only
obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your
exquisitely tailored jacket.
CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT.
CT: D--> That wasn't
CT: D--> I mean
CT: D--> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship.
CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK
THERE'S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS
ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I'D* DO ME.
Links: Opalsong as Equius       Archive Link
Opalsong as Karkat
Archive Link

I recorded this podfic with a friend and it was AWESOME!  It is a
pesterfic (chatfic) and so it is only dialogue.  We recorded it both
ways and both of us like the one where I am Equius
better but I'm posting both of them because it is interesting to hear
the different choices we make for the lines.  (for ~science~)

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr