KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS [Homestuck; mercurialMalcontent; Opalsong]

Title: KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS
Author: mercurialMalcontent
Reader: opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: None? It's all vague and theoretical.
Rating: Mature
Length: 5:15
Cover Art: opalsong
Summary:
IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INTERSPECIES RELATIONS ARE
RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS THAT THREATEN TO BECOME
DISGUSTINGLY MORE INTIMATE. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM
FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER WEIRD XENOBIOLOGY AND EMBARRASSING EVERYONE
IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE, I HAVE COMPILED THIS GUIDE, WHICH SHOULD BE
SHORT ENOUGH THAT EVEN THOSE OF YOU WITH THE ATTENTION SPANS OF SMALL
INSECTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING.
Links: MP3  <== This should work again!  Thank you SO MUCH to Paraka for hosting!!!
Archive Link


Cross posted at my journal and AO3

Unmentionables [Homestuck; written by elwing_alcyone; read by Opalsong]

Title: Unmentionables
Author: elwing_alcyone
Reader: opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Dave
Rating: Explicit
Length: 43:17
Artist: Seacrow
Art found here.
Cover: opalsong
Summary: In which John has a lingerie fetish. Written for the kink meme.
Links: MP3
Archive Link

There is also an explicit version of the cover which I will post under a cut( here: )

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr