Amateur Palemates Smutting It Up!! [Homestuck; written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]

This was one of the first Homestuck fics I ever read and it and one other Karkat<>Gamzee fic (that I'm going to post as soon as I get it edited) are still the standards to which I hold Pale romance.




Title: Amateur Palemates Smutting It Up!!
Author: askerian
Reader: opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Karkat<>Gamzee
Rating: Teen
Length: 32:42
Cover Art: opalsong
Summary:

Of course he'd caught the little glances. Sneaky or not, they'd been going on for perigees now; he would have had to be blind, and also to be hit on the head with something heavy and not skull-friendly.

At first he hadn't cared because of course it was Leader-envy, or admiration or secret crushes or what the fuck ever they had other shit to do and if someone wanted to speak up they could and in the meantime fuck you, and after that for a while he'd mostly gritted his teeth and tried to tell himself it was just paranoia and/or perfectly normal group dynamics in a long-term close quarters arrangement. Right? Right.

Only they'd never looked at him that way before he and Gamzee hooked up, and then he realized it wasn't him people looked at, it was at them.

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Now with sequel!

"Holy fucking shit, this is the kinkiest thing I have ever done."

Woo conciliatory shenanigans.

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Notes: This was one of my first attempts at Gamzee's voice.  So hard to edit.  It's all slurry which means no natural breaks.  Also, reading with a lisp is hard!  I'm pretty sure I missed a couple of "s"s... And what IS the seadweller accent?  I think I went through like, 3 or 4 accents for Eriden in this thing....

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

It's Probably Plain to See That I Got a Whole Lot of Pain In Me [Homestuck]

This is the other Karkat<>Gamzee fic that I hold all other Pale fics up against. (The previous was Amateur Palemates Smutting It Up!!).




Title: It's Probably Plain to See That I Got a Whole Lot of Pain In Me
Author: mercurialMalcontent
Reader: opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Karkat<>Gamzee
Rating: Mature
Length: 57:02
Cover Art: opalsong
Summary:

Your moirail is something of a shambling disaster -- his hair is a tangled, frizzy mess, his clothes are tattered at the hems and grimy, and he could stand a wash or five himself. But it isn't, you've realized, that Gamzee doesn't want to care for himself, it's more that he doesn't know how to take care of himself well. You're not sure why, since he had access to the same schoolfeeding as everyone else, but maybe it was because he was alone too much for so long. Maybe it's hard to care, or know to care, when there's no one to fuss over you.

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Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr